Date of death: 8/20/1903
Cause of death: Complications from body modifications
Calico sure loves her pet Muzzy.
Some parts are scaly and some parts are fuzzy.
Calico was a puzzle to everyone she met,
A mystery to be solved, but never to forget.
She always chose to keep her body modified,
Stitched together jigsaw, unliving zombified.
- Patchwork Lizard-Duck Creature